http://www.theonion.com/content/node/53083

Bush added: “I used the same focus, intensity, and relentless effort to shelve over 450,000 books as a librarian’s assistant at the East Asian Library , Gerontology Library, and Hoose Library Of Philosophy that I did to help lead the Trojans to the 2004 national championship.”

What a Lie! I have been working at East Asian Library at USC for over 3 years now. I’ve never seen Reggie Bush shelve books for us. Nor did I hear about any athelete student assistant working for our library before. Where did this come from?